Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
gonna to write that on my tax-report…
*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online
what about your friends overseas?
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
small letter, small voice, small baby snake. thank u
I’m on 4chan and there’s a thread requesting yaoi hands and
I CAN’T BREATHE
I’M GONNA THROW UP
DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT
I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel.
at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got
But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.
Because he didn’t have a childhood.